But Wait, There's More (I just haven't said it yet!)

We must learn to see the beauty in the weeds – at least those we cannot kill!

Vine. Vidi. Vomit.

One need not seek out pain and suffering – they will find you!

The human condition is Stockholm Syndrome writ large.

My justification for writing poetry?

Anything this difficult has to be worthwhile!

Attaining the moral high ground when you have nothing to lose is an easy climb

Organized religion is like the human appendix: whatever function it may once have served is largely irrelevant now and on its way to being totally forgotten.

Housecleaning Tip:

Dust is only a problem when disturbed.

Oxymorons:

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